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Joe Millionaire - Review
01/27/03
When & Where: Mondays on FOX at 8:00pm (check your local listings)
Synopsis: In a spin on the Bachelor, FOX takes Evan Marriott, a construction worker who makes $19,000 a year and sets up 20 women that believe he's a
guy who just inherited 50 million dollars. The premise is for him to try to find someone who will like him for him, not the money. Make sense? Of course not, this is FOX.
For any guy who has ever been told that he doesn't make enough money or isn't ambitious enough, this show is golden. This is the best reality show ever
for me because I've been told I'm not rich enough. Comedienne, Wanda Sykes said this show should be called, "bitches love money". Yeah, revenge
on gold diggers. O.K. before any women get mad, I realize most women are better than this.
"This is the best reality show ever..."
This is a wake up call for men because we now see how some women are. In one scene, Evan believes curly haired Melisssa is having a great time and
making the best of every situation when in reality, she hated the time and claimed she could fake having fun for the end prize. Hey, women and men can
deceive others for a long time, be careful. Right now it's down to three women; Melissa, Zora and Sarah.
 Sarah is the classic blonde beauty. She would hate a guy like
Evan in real life. She smokes (a personal turn-off) and is a friend of Melissa. They get together and verbally trash the other contestants. I feel sorry for poor Zora being alone it this.
 Melissa doesn't appeal to me in any way shape or form. She's
the most conniving one and may actually fool Evan into choosing her. Look out! She had the most vicious things to say about anyone else, bad-mouthing Melissa Jo and calling her a name
that had to be bleeped out. I mean, I didn't like Melissa Jo's hat either but she seemed like a nice person.
 Zora is my favorite. Sweet, pretty, and a kind person who I
want to date. I hope she doesn't get picked and I can go out with her. She's a lot like me. But we all know that nice guys &
girls finish last. Zora, If you read this, e-mail me (now who's living in a fantasy land?).
Some people claim that there's another twist at the end of the show but I hope not. I can't wait to see final reactions and who he'll choose. Could Evan
really be rich? Could he really be acting dumb? We'll see. I predict he'll pick Sarah because she's physically beautiful and they have chemistry. Melissa I
hope doesn't get picked and Zora may be too much of a challenge.
Overall, this is my favorite reality show ever! I look forward to every week. It's just too bad they can't do another show like this. I'll have updates on the message board.
Click here to visit FOX's Joe Millionaire web site.
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